#71 – Mario’s got nips

So it turns out our boy Mario has a pair of M’areolas. Fair enough I say, a chest without nipples is pointless. Boy oh boy, I’m so terribly sorry: episode synopses are hard, not unlike Mario’s hot aforementioned nips.

This week we’re also discussing Nintendo Direct, Super Nips Odyssey, Doom and Wolfenstein 2 coming to the Switch, Snipperclips Plus, Rocket League on the Switch, Mario Party: The Top 100, Okami, itch.io Epistle 3 Game Jam, PUBG, Warner Bros not making any more Arkham games, Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle, Destiny 2, whether loot boxes are gambling, the NES Mini coming back in 2018 and Lawbreakers’ dwindling player base.

And finally, we list our Top 3 Couch co-op games, and play RESET Mini-game: Marry shag kill.

#60 – Crash Bandicoot is back, baby!

Like a pair of proud zombie parents, we’re crying tears of joy at our boy Crash graduating from the grave this last week in the Crash Bandicoot N Sane Trilogy. And not even the expensive graduation ceremony, nor the long line for graduation photos can hide the fact that I’ve completely lost control of this analogy. Arguably, it didn’t even make any sense to begin with. Anyway, here’s the brass tacks: Crash is back. We’ve played the N Sane Trilogy. Spoiler alert: it’s good.

This week we’re also discussing the announcement of the SNES Classic, Dragon Age news being teased, Final Fantasy XV Update, GunboundM, Zelda: Breath of the Wild DLC, Until Dawn and other PS Plus July games, Star Wars Battlefront 2’s loot box system, RUST refunds, Lawbreakers Open BETA and Guardians of the Galaxy: The Telltale Series.

And finally, we list our Top 3 annoying video game characters, and play RESET Mini-game: Marry shag kill.